世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 1.jeeplive.com, ^" ~4 b' _, ~% ^4 ^2 r1 B! r
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟! w! T$ C' r8 v
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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) [! v" T2 O4 A3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
+ L& s- c. i# u; B: T' D# Z9 E2 z 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 : [* |- T! F* h; c z2 K( R4 i
8 {# _' t u. |3 r厦门越野联盟4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 1.jeeplive.com7 N8 k$ n) G s; F
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 1.jeeplive.com% O) N4 ?* B3 {( n8 M! L& i
) {* w8 f6 M) u1 F! H5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
* {$ B: c5 f( r- W+ V0 F 有事起奏，无事退朝 3 ~0 ^- Y7 }# d) }( [2 ^2 n' i
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6．you me you me
0 Y9 ~/ I% u. M. r- \厦门越野联盟 彼此彼此
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/ S3 ?5 r9 J5 g( A% _/ O7．You Give Me Stop!! 1.jeeplive.com/ O8 [9 ]5 R% }) P. m
你给我站住！ 1.jeeplive.com" S2 f9 n9 p6 G f; c, `+ D
7 N! f+ H% S( R5 |# }8．know is know noknow is noknow 9 J+ k/ I! X$ g @
知之为知之，不知为不知… $ A6 I: x/ M/ B
* g5 v9 `% q* f. @1 K9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 4 U- }% P' x" H1 H% c- [) D8 w
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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& ?( D! z& c/ h/ k11．American Chinese not enough 1.jeeplive.com m* Z% i3 @& S' T$ |4 p1 X
美中不足 厦门越野联盟+ a! P0 _! j9 h) F3 N/ G
9 a5 p0 m1 G( T6 W% }& H12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
5 ]. J, o7 r6 j/ a; Y. ]( s1.jeeplive.com 车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open 1.jeeplive.com3 Y T: O6 v$ |! ]3 J0 P' A
心花怒放 ! Y% S9 v8 W. k! g. O
% u# n, g2 g) A; m" H14．go past no mistake past 厦门越野联盟1 S- r; G, z: S
走过路过，不要错过 & E+ m' g/ c- J7 R/ M0 ~
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15．小明：I am sorry!
9 c" T0 r( E% e& K! J1.jeeplive.com 老外：I am sorry too!
0 Z" G+ a) L6 l1.jeeplive.com 小明：I am sorry three!
( T5 M* Y. k; N I8 |- ?8 \2 X厦门越野联盟 老外：What are you sorry for? ! n9 y3 |. g" ~. N* m {
小明：I am sorry five! * }0 Z( b% T c+ ^
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16．If you want money,I have no; ( n' n: b/ B# k$ @" H3 U
if you want life,I have one! * i9 C0 p" h* E$ D9 y
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
) o- \5 |1 d8 }4 v 我叫李老大，今年25。
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. i6 F' ]6 [0 a: Y5 _18．you have two down son。 3 H5 [0 w3 l2 ~* G3 Z5 W/ y; q
你有两下子。 - V& \4 r' E0 Q6 o- B( x
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19．as far as you go to die
3 j1 k3 W' K& x# } 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face . x9 ]8 j5 n& d4 a8 x4 _) P
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
