世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 1 c ]2 j' X( ~6 w' S
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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+ E9 F9 m! }# K* v: G/ R2．how are you ? how old are you?
' S( U1 `1 t1 B- e8 ~9 F 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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{7 Q/ C* `0 X c1 B+ @9 K9 N& z厦门越野联盟3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
8 r- y5 y1 d" s+ a, x* C; U% U0 W 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4 W* b$ A* k: W2 ?+ ]1.jeeplive.com4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 厦门越野联盟& s" h" b" i3 m4 m
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 1.jeeplive.com) k' T F! [: d( n) M
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! : b5 d- b/ F$ z5 }6 D/ l3 B
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& x+ N( I6 _2 u2 e# {. J6．you me you me 8 b7 ], p4 L/ Z
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! 厦门越野联盟" g9 l, n+ x* T5 A
你给我站住！
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5 T, y; h" G7 z7 D% c8．know is know noknow is noknow
9 j+ Z7 {1 E7 N/ |- Q, [ 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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5 r4 H6 e4 x4 h1.jeeplive.com9．WATCH SISTER
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3 @1 x5 Q+ ?, D% V厦门越野联盟10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 厦门越野联盟 v: W1 [) Y0 H4 g U/ A5 ?( ]$ s
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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) J1 C& v& n- _% k+ }3 b; p+ @2 R( A2 x11．American Chinese not enough
' Z# x$ e; f' A( f4 d1 [ 美中不足 1.jeeplive.com I6 Z& b; \/ T' t3 @
! H* y. n8 Z6 O1 t12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
3 J' Z R( m, k |: | 车祸现场描述
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1 ?7 n! g8 k/ [13．heart flower angry open
u" _4 K8 L- p1.jeeplive.com 心花怒放 ! P- m3 ?; _' W
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走过路过，不要错过 厦门越野联盟7 \- \3 X/ Q4 U) h6 s% Y
' c! M. I, b3 _& r2 Y3 s15．小明：I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟, ?0 {: T7 k" S, Q) ]2 v) X* N
老外：I am sorry too!
, u1 @+ b. d1 W4 `3 g, f 小明：I am sorry three!
7 ~% U9 f) B$ T! L 老外：What are you sorry for? 2 m3 e A! O- q' V
小明：I am sorry five! $ ?1 ~0 N- ?# l9 f
8 E3 M) u4 O) S16．If you want money,I have no; . l% [! _; p1 r1 x0 t: M
if you want life,I have one!
0 f" o! C3 Y3 z厦门越野联盟 要钱没有，要命一条 ; K1 n9 L% G' J O3 m( s
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 厦门越野联盟8 f1 S3 I( y4 K' x3 q
我叫李老大，今年25。 : q! s0 `# O+ o" `
' D9 [: Y. c" N |( o3 E5 T1.jeeplive.com18．you have two down son。
0 [1 j# M% e0 }( J3 O: ` 你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
, M5 {' I8 @" {" y1 ]- }5 @9 F 有多远，死多远！！！！ ! w4 R6 Q X$ N& G- d. T
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 9 z4 L0 a' e. Q; H% z) u- e
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
