世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 厦门越野联盟) r5 _" m7 X! q4 s- ^' M' c/ y
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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+ S# t1 R9 X8 [. i1.jeeplive.com2．how are you ? how old are you?
8 v# X1 n- o3 F6 d+ ` 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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# u" F e" L* ]' \8 @" Y3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 7 H1 M5 f9 X1 G6 h( c
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ $ f; d- O8 c# c+ p
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ! V& U2 `% d( s& |
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 1.jeeplive.com5 `# P8 O1 c' u. T& D' e
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彼此彼此
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7 O; J7 O8 q+ j) _7 d7．You Give Me Stop!!
k6 M6 J+ t" l 你给我站住！ 1.jeeplive.com, g: C% {9 B, }+ o7 t
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
6 V( d9 T5 h$ o* ^% M 知之为知之，不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟+ U' E; E3 @5 y% h t
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
& K9 \6 k( f9 ?% l: N 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
5 E9 x) k1 P( J3 C0 P) p9 W7 [- Y 美中不足
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7 K2 g8 L: A) Y1.jeeplive.com12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
$ y" M! V/ q6 g8 c' _厦门越野联盟 车祸现场描述 ; } R' {. ^+ R: i& T) C
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13．heart flower angry open
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14．go past no mistake past " t* @. x: B9 j
走过路过，不要错过 厦门越野联盟- z& E( b p, c9 A4 c
9 r9 a4 u9 f. G M2 }15．小明：I am sorry! 0 h2 X1 Y6 w! d7 B. C/ z
老外：I am sorry too!
/ H) K3 B8 m' r ~. T( [5 E; E( ^; Y 小明：I am sorry three!
8 H& E- J/ _2 F1 R 老外：What are you sorry for?
2 x2 y9 k" J9 m2 i 小明：I am sorry five!
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: i' T R! T5 n( r3 g16．If you want money,I have no; 1.jeeplive.com9 X( O# K; |8 e+ V! b# U6 y
if you want life,I have one! 5 `' D9 s2 E. a5 X
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. ; v. [9 s3 |. X; d
我叫李老大，今年25。
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你有两下子。 1.jeeplive.com' \4 I$ N) R* ?- w6 ]
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19．as far as you go to die
- j& C/ }& P2 c" K! p 有多远，死多远！！！！ 厦门越野联盟8 K& w; L9 [4 K G
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
$ f$ |: j* `2 O9 X 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
