世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 9 o0 d- L" ~$ K1 |* E1 g! v' o: @
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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w/ Y" X* M' M1.jeeplive.com2．how are you ? how old are you? 3 O9 L; X. X; z. ]
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ ( ~9 \+ @+ k: F
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你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 ' u% \/ M4 p7 ]* N
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ - J- d/ r' A# W. F8 d5 T3 Y N
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 厦门越野联盟. ^* Y, A3 k* W1 Z' k/ ]
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 1.jeeplive.com! x. Y% |; O0 v, ?
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
" O( c! s0 ^* w+ ?* F 你给我站住！ 1.jeeplive.com- J4 d0 }/ \$ W4 h7 ?
; g& R( H# y) b# Q1 t3 U# b厦门越野联盟8．know is know noknow is noknow : T8 i; ~8 r4 `% P
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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$ s4 V! T" g1 {3 F+ R- L' Y' T9．WATCH SISTER % e' n' z( s! `& f0 h2 o9 v v
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! ) X# H$ { Q" p
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough 4 d* V& Q5 S# g/ D' W# e) R
美中不足 1.jeeplive.com8 K/ n+ v" V* Y8 _6 Z* B
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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: }5 n- s4 o7 t13．heart flower angry open 1.jeeplive.com% P0 w9 m0 Z) @8 A& o$ ]- U$ O
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past : i6 s; |$ n( X2 J9 R" l& |
走过路过，不要错过 ) H/ Z5 L' K9 F% I
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15．小明：I am sorry! - f( Z: g9 V2 o) R* I9 Z" V0 y
老外：I am sorry too! 4 Q4 A- p- ?7 k) d
小明：I am sorry three!
: b" d5 [8 [1 a3 Q% j( `8 Q( w 老外：What are you sorry for?
3 z4 b" y) b4 D2 ~7 P1.jeeplive.com 小明：I am sorry five! 7 a; B$ X( N3 [
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16．If you want money,I have no; / ] |. K+ Y% a c& k s; l5 h
if you want life,I have one! . f0 [# _& K4 v% b7 |$ A! y6 O
要钱没有，要命一条 厦门越野联盟0 L) M' l# M0 o. b6 w, h9 I
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 8 k1 K& U4 D* x
我叫李老大，今年25。 / G _1 K! O, g: e
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18．you have two down son。 ) n% E7 [% e' c+ T
你有两下子。 " @# B. o a, E) w: @7 G
* _1 e( n* H4 G19．as far as you go to die ' E. H ^& a& {* f/ _ W. \
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 1.jeeplive.com' |9 `$ g4 H! W3 C* t
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
