世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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: u L- G3 U5 {0 t+ U2．how are you ? how old are you?
* {' \! R) u4 t3 f1.jeeplive.com 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 1.jeeplive.com/ t" V( v1 ?( q4 h# J
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 5 q5 a3 F" u# z _' r) e
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
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7 b" v0 [/ r+ l! m [/ o5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
$ z" o: C* n/ R9 S% Y5 G厦门越野联盟 有事起奏，无事退朝
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8 |7 }- T# T8 {4 d' D9 `6．you me you me 1.jeeplive.com4 }) c7 s @5 x/ j8 n H0 e
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! 4 a6 N6 ^( S; P" m, G7 h
你给我站住！ 1.jeeplive.com9 H4 H( G/ ^0 f0 ^# K
% e5 i1 }" y3 I z: p8．know is know noknow is noknow
6 G, h$ i+ \2 A$ s- M8 Q 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
' {+ U$ o. k0 m) e& @ 表妹 1.jeeplive.com: F* D' p: I/ S
% N. j. b' z! }# o) ]8 b o; F0 M) A10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 厦门越野联盟# q. q! j a$ T
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ & |1 ?* S+ j1 c/ s2 Q9 E
* |& s0 b# E" c- t+ c11．American Chinese not enough 厦门越野联盟: ]9 q4 j7 \2 |
美中不足 # F! `9 f# Y; F8 ?5 j+ E
2 R6 J# K1 w5 u' M# L12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
, z1 }8 o$ ~* e9 r( _( m5 e1.jeeplive.com 车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
6 r% m% P; a& \& O! Z) }; g8 D 心花怒放 ; u) @' B8 l0 ^3 u: C3 Z( l
, w2 c; _' a8 \8 i14．go past no mistake past
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. [. b% ?! g3 u7 e15．小明：I am sorry!
# p" y% J+ g, P( { 老外：I am sorry too! ! P4 T4 J) u: k. n
小明：I am sorry three! 2 p) S9 D! s" G1 Q9 H- h- O
老外：What are you sorry for? 厦门越野联盟0 X9 u% D" k0 b3 l
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
- T/ P8 q0 [0 H; \% u5 Y if you want life,I have one! ' g6 q& w9 Z; y4 E0 V2 z
要钱没有，要命一条 & z* b5 L$ M, J
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我叫李老大，今年25。 厦门越野联盟2 \& t- M# |4 k7 V+ M& m8 f
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18．you have two down son。
* h' }. Q& J. v. G5 X8 X 你有两下子。
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有多远，死多远！！！！
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. v/ m5 Z% W2 \; _1.jeeplive.com20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 1.jeeplive.com9 _! b' R) g- g
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
