世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 1.jeeplive.com Z! [' {/ E& A& c5 f$ u
咱俩谁跟谁阿 ( g+ d; ^% N) L& o0 a8 e3 S* u w
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2．how are you ? how old are you? / Y! S3 ]% V6 p% L
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ ; d' T% l! o7 x% a
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ( L7 H! }7 W8 x( F$ q
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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9 m$ c' W4 e- v* H# a* h4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ $ `6 A( P; C7 x8 F7 J/ q
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 1.jeeplive.com9 E- m& ?, p* T% B, k1 k
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
9 P5 D) `2 m( E2 p 有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
* h3 ?/ ~" R6 C H5 j h ] 彼此彼此 % t* r8 X5 E7 ~* [- o
* ^, }. a# ]6 i' i- E7．You Give Me Stop!!
/ s" ?% f! c! i/ `; n8 x" D1 [厦门越野联盟 你给我站住！ + m+ f2 Y' U6 P2 Q8 v" y) |
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
+ e3 S8 r9 v+ ^! S: c8 t1.jeeplive.com 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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: ~' Y* H% v. _7 Q# z0 |1 S1.jeeplive.com9．WATCH SISTER
8 R8 |) [ R4 q4 P厦门越野联盟 表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 1.jeeplive.com3 y5 V% x+ \- Z5 b9 ^5 b
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 1.jeeplive.com2 J4 x/ _; L! B
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11．American Chinese not enough : f/ ^% d+ S* Q6 `* I3 z
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 厦门越野联盟. p8 {5 ~6 i! Y+ N% M+ W
车祸现场描述 7 x. J [5 f0 K9 @, E: Z! p0 `
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13．heart flower angry open
4 z/ m$ s4 `& `0 [. J5 q, C" Q6 L 心花怒放 6 n, G5 p, X" B, c& y* Q
* j5 @6 B& K) ^5 \: T+ i厦门越野联盟14．go past no mistake past 1.jeeplive.com" z: D1 a4 }/ q, z! e+ X
走过路过，不要错过 厦门越野联盟3 d8 \& u2 L' X8 _
+ y' D7 M) } R9 }8 H# B1.jeeplive.com15．小明：I am sorry! . W- r4 m y5 T* s) U& @( C6 V& n: [
老外：I am sorry too! , {( W2 A# A1 V/ @; W7 p4 q
小明：I am sorry three!
' Q0 T8 c0 U7 o0 I5 S% i5 N1.jeeplive.com 老外：What are you sorry for? 6 V/ A6 ^4 z0 H7 B! q
小明：I am sorry five! / z- Y2 e ?5 ?' N2 Y; ~6 |
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16．If you want money,I have no; 5 p& k Y/ ~; W u+ n; k
if you want life,I have one! 1 y9 j' @8 ]4 K% L3 F8 d2 T; n
要钱没有，要命一条 & f' {0 A4 g4 d f# \+ M- z/ t
i" u$ E5 }5 J# q& E1.jeeplive.com17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
! n) ~$ U* y1 J J 我叫李老大，今年25。
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7 N4 c" E5 [+ v: s, o# \18．you have two down son。 1.jeeplive.com2 q9 v" R1 a9 v+ X! T0 C R, m% z# Y8 L
你有两下子。
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6 C* J' @3 q0 p y4 w厦门越野联盟19．as far as you go to die
* }% u3 X1 W& N2 T6 h 有多远，死多远！！！！
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3 h# Z" V R4 ~. d1 O' C20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
: a$ v# {: d) v 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
