世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 0 }/ z( V7 W7 J+ h- |) e# z( S8 g
咱俩谁跟谁阿 G% r/ L" w3 ~( T! |( K
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2．how are you ? how old are you? ( q m* J/ |: V" S6 Q# x
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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+ B3 F$ p8 E6 S% h) J9 W3 o3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 1.jeeplive.com7 e5 F4 @3 w% D8 o6 O
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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1 p7 m" z7 j$ R3 D# ~4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 1 q8 N/ J5 h6 n5 a5 L
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ # C6 n+ |7 |) j5 o* Z. j
: k; z6 |( @& I6 y* F# d2 B5 x3 e5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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* T4 `, J3 |2 o. W/ l# u0 R1.jeeplive.com6．you me you me 1.jeeplive.com* _) l! n. n4 @3 Z. |3 M' Q& U
彼此彼此
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! D7 G8 d% H3 |1 q7．You Give Me Stop!! / w$ G6 l% i# X
你给我站住！ ! f1 a) }9 {$ q1 k7 I- D1 O" E0 ^
$ g0 K5 o7 H$ y* G' K$ ~9 W8．know is know noknow is noknow & `/ M3 ]# x N3 K+ Y+ N
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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$ Y9 w& r; L2 m: Y- I* r10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
" \0 L2 c, W) ?+ Z- M& S3 ] 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ $ e2 r+ f# r* Q; I1 @/ o6 a" W+ h7 E
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11．American Chinese not enough 1.jeeplive.com* Z/ O8 G% W# K' v) r4 e1 P0 ~
美中不足 1 Z. I0 W$ T, I; f
3 r9 J e' d( g8 G- ]: H12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
2 \' {: q. a& a' T5 p0 C% E 车祸现场描述 厦门越野联盟( N5 Z# n8 o0 @& y6 N3 z
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13．heart flower angry open
( n5 u8 P" z- x 心花怒放 5 e/ n$ `% @% {" |& \
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14．go past no mistake past
' p. Q P$ ?1 F 走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! 1 b4 `% z' a) A0 J0 Y
老外：I am sorry too!
2 z* E. f% }; @: S2 d4 [) {" u( W 小明：I am sorry three!
) E- d; k- a6 ^' j- x 老外：What are you sorry for?
( `5 b3 C- f3 i6 K A8 k 小明：I am sorry five!
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7 ^% j" y' O/ k3 W: a) R16．If you want money,I have no; # l" z7 o% K* W
if you want life,I have one!
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
. |0 W$ ^' C3 a" p/ D) F 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
% R5 ^& K: u6 z" x" [7 _* f 你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die 9 l3 t; t2 I' o
有多远，死多远！！！！
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给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
