世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 1.jeeplive.com8 a, v6 R9 |8 T7 q! ?, z2 W& z
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you / t- W2 {% F" B3 U' t) P
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ # @4 M, `8 x7 i' T/ q& e
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6．you me you me ; l. ], h+ N+ L; t, K
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! 厦门越野联盟 o4 @, y1 `6 f
你给我站住！ , z" ]3 x5 |# L2 n+ \. r
, }; Z1 `7 n" D1 y8．know is know noknow is noknow ' a7 j1 L7 u6 Y1 B7 X+ H1 v7 T
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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: g% o7 h$ N, q3 j3 Z7 _9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 1 g1 _: H6 E( B
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 1.jeeplive.com0 t' X( @. i0 d7 Y4 V) @9 B3 O m+ F
- \7 k- i( u+ f" ~4 ?11．American Chinese not enough
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% x! K/ e, b" I* q: U12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 1.jeeplive.com6 W; S6 v" @5 L' H) ^( f' I
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open 7 J' s* C& r% c( o3 A
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
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. I% B0 A+ j7 {& H A2 i, B15．小明：I am sorry!
' I( i% f4 N f/ s 老外：I am sorry too! & |5 W; ~% R( J) }
小明：I am sorry three! 1.jeeplive.com+ D* G0 E1 u$ N# Y8 L" t+ N
老外：What are you sorry for?
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16．If you want money,I have no;
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要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
* i' O) t" O: ^" H2 B 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 / r* z" M3 T3 [0 R- v! F
你有两下子。
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; C4 S% Z7 ~8 t5 D5 k厦门越野联盟19．as far as you go to die
9 ^. o& |* o" D* `9 q- h1 K 有多远，死多远！！！！ . _% ~1 R/ I0 v0 u! ~! ?+ z- n
% E0 m$ T- H6 j, W2 _6 ^1.jeeplive.com20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 6 o+ `; H j7 U9 M0 W. s: H
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
