世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 1 o. n N& ?0 \- G- k- Q
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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u1 y0 H, l) d2 `2．how are you ? how old are you?
7 e: _% m7 o- S2 V3 Z 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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2 J* {, X" A0 B/ ~1.jeeplive.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 厦门越野联盟) z$ `9 n' i3 C/ u
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 1.jeeplive.com4 U; Z# g: }( d2 z9 [* @
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
' R3 s7 P7 q0 G( j3 |; G厦门越野联盟 有事起奏，无事退朝 1.jeeplive.com3 e9 m4 W2 j$ U) [, E
( j% d9 b( w R+ }1.jeeplive.com6．you me you me 厦门越野联盟/ y4 G8 }2 ]2 |" ?& I1 C! D) l0 M' M
彼此彼此
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5 t$ X( F' e) S2 x$ L+ Q8 t& |1.jeeplive.com7．You Give Me Stop!!
3 W8 _5 f% W/ n9 s9 u+ y1.jeeplive.com 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
9 ^% o; R u; G7 u2 q 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
- k+ M( O+ I: `, l" e8 ?# K 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 厦门越野联盟2 U9 b3 M' u9 b7 @; L2 K5 P! H
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11．American Chinese not enough
8 F) i' X7 F! i* W2 H/ j厦门越野联盟 美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open 1.jeeplive.com& g g/ y0 U2 I7 n+ c
心花怒放
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1 q7 R: r$ g) T14．go past no mistake past
. w5 Y) |1 o2 s% U. ` 走过路过，不要错过
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* K5 Q- P# `. M- k15．小明：I am sorry!
|( ?1 Z6 @+ k1.jeeplive.com 老外：I am sorry too! 1.jeeplive.com2 E4 }- ~% p/ g
小明：I am sorry three!
% r( S; I, U( p 老外：What are you sorry for?
$ M. u% d [+ [ Y, Z. y6 {) [厦门越野联盟 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
& ]4 _' _7 v8 k# e; A6 X if you want life,I have one!
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6 m* o6 d* p' z厦门越野联盟17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. ! Z }1 x8 l9 d d# \, l
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 1.jeeplive.com2 ^! U8 f' I% u6 B6 `* e. j
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
) E& z2 w. C" Y9 N 有多远，死多远！！！！ * P3 g, s8 Y/ h5 x# ]) W" h) F$ W
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
' l# f2 E' J7 |9 Q$ ^: Y 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
