世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ ) {4 R1 S# v1 O+ f& \- H
咱俩谁跟谁阿 : n, l) V6 I6 q
7 K3 {8 q3 R3 n4 q% }9 q, f; V- t1.jeeplive.com2．how are you ? how old are you?
~( J! S8 w' ~, D 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ , p" ~2 s( E- Y* q& V( {9 p
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
2 J9 k5 F( J1 R' S4 `& J 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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- P* V2 B* V6 w* P1.jeeplive.com4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 1.jeeplive.com2 s* c: T* J) ~
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 5 Q8 N1 A3 Q ~% k6 l: D9 q
. ^3 P: T; ?% A: p0 Y& J7 e5 f5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
' j: I: P" D4 D2 O9 A 有事起奏，无事退朝
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4 g8 b5 e6 R9 I6．you me you me 2 u& a3 O- U6 ?3 h$ z1 w. m. G- f2 W
彼此彼此 7 E# ?4 ^% r; l! q( I7 a
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7．You Give Me Stop!! ( S/ p6 x. R0 b
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
6 Y2 m9 Q% B- O/ |) w 知之为知之，不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟4 F$ E7 e5 F9 Q- D
* H/ n' z% e; P. _0 m4 O9．WATCH SISTER
6 I0 [2 M" `& N/ @ 表妹
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. J$ w+ K0 t) @: [) Y10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! " M0 w K& T& r2 S& D( b
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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+ `4 C2 \) }7 q; `. x5 z& Z# U& K11．American Chinese not enough
0 p# ]8 Y5 Z; o8 c9 ]7 u* r 美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ; C. O4 f! s3 I" z6 R
车祸现场描述 1.jeeplive.com: C. S( z, B% a- a; H
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13．heart flower angry open 1.jeeplive.com* F8 l# @/ _ Y
心花怒放
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" k# S2 z8 o7 L( r& M8 i# }7 \14．go past no mistake past
3 n% W; N& w, ~ 走过路过，不要错过 厦门越野联盟, q# K- S' E/ |
' u% G1 D/ `4 ?' d" J+ o/ O15．小明：I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟1 M# o: x: j* ~3 F/ V
老外：I am sorry too!
* ]$ f; ?0 f% f! Z% K7 B; O 小明：I am sorry three! * d5 Y+ G2 x1 O/ k# _
老外：What are you sorry for? 1.jeeplive.com& r I# L: \' I( Y/ b$ q" s
小明：I am sorry five! 1.jeeplive.com* Q/ M# _! T4 f+ l+ O$ s
9 Q' j2 t0 ?3 Q4 k; ~16．If you want money,I have no;
& O; e2 L! H4 p0 i if you want life,I have one!
1 H- N# U1 M! ]0 d" Z5 l W 要钱没有，要命一条 ^$ K9 X& }4 j: \( x: \6 c( Q8 {
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
: F- n; R! j6 I" D 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 厦门越野联盟- C0 A+ |' T' \
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
$ x! H- Y) Z* a" {6 a7 V8 `1 y 有多远，死多远！！！！ 0 c- m$ X m. C5 h- @5 i2 n
5 H/ V4 \! B. u! n20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 厦门越野联盟4 v! {! ^3 h w# e+ g9 X+ e
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
