世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 1.jeeplive.com: [* o8 f L" z9 a- x4 m
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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' X# D3 R) ^# H% F8 w2．how are you ? how old are you? : u, ~; O `: }" g" D
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 5 w' B0 l( Z( m1 H$ e3 R
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 6 W6 ^7 s+ S$ `- y6 c
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
7 n: T: Q8 O* p6 M 有事起奏，无事退朝 & u. i( {# o0 x; \8 t
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6．you me you me 厦门越野联盟) h6 ~6 C7 l/ A
彼此彼此
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2 }3 O" Y- U! i- D7．You Give Me Stop!! 厦门越野联盟% w2 t8 x7 X: u! d
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
$ S! u6 W) A: Z4 L. K, x6 D! M 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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# [, `5 [" C4 g3 t+ u9．WATCH SISTER 厦门越野联盟' S7 D" R' R4 R7 ?; ~7 I3 ], b9 i
表妹
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/ E" ^) z: c1 E& F* t: _1.jeeplive.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
; f6 N% H+ [2 t1 X4 |+ ]厦门越野联盟 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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6 S) z( H9 i/ d4 Z" N$ p11．American Chinese not enough 1.jeeplive.com0 S1 q. B+ u* Y3 p& P1 l9 I
美中不足 m4 F" O4 X" \: T0 ]& `
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open
2 E5 R0 Z/ O" s厦门越野联盟 心花怒放
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8 i7 B6 s! [% o9 e厦门越野联盟14．go past no mistake past + }. ?7 n$ m' [& }2 ^- D
走过路过，不要错过
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5 |0 t* E! W! y6 V5 q5 w6 y' Y; b15．小明：I am sorry!
% x5 C5 C1 o8 ^1 a7 Q" k厦门越野联盟 老外：I am sorry too! 1.jeeplive.com1 Q: k# u, D8 P4 R
小明：I am sorry three!
! W! Y" k( J& W$ d; I( ^* c. z 老外：What are you sorry for?
% ?* ]5 V( e0 Q/ ? 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; ; t' w, D' h3 m! g( V0 a
if you want life,I have one! 厦门越野联盟. N: n5 Z! d* b' t+ ?- e" v, I
要钱没有，要命一条 1.jeeplive.com' c& |! C2 p4 P+ F' F- u% h9 a
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
$ r% ?* {( p. F. w8 m# L* B" y 我叫李老大，今年25。 厦门越野联盟& n* z2 g- o3 A
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18．you have two down son。
! Y/ j& r2 g Z7 |9 i厦门越野联盟 你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die ; ^% J8 \% j% ]
有多远，死多远！！！！ ) W0 n" d; `$ Y( G I. g
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
- Y" p. ?/ V+ F, Q {1 l 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
