世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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8 ], N+ c' v% c' }( W9 O2．how are you ? how old are you?
# `! J5 ~. C) p5 g 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ ' b1 d% B6 `& Q( t
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you + u* S4 T( q2 f, H
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
+ F: Y( ~+ k: D: n 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 6 z1 g5 E, N, v# _! `6 @, N+ `. |
4 c. f9 B9 A6 |) D" e4 k* W/ m厦门越野联盟5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6．you me you me 9 O, P+ k- M" U# I& u5 ~# ]
彼此彼此 1.jeeplive.com* R$ }6 `7 ^& b6 b" T& y- {
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
' P3 F& Z. |% [1 `& Z4 S% l1.jeeplive.com 你给我站住！ 1.jeeplive.com. Z2 f% H7 c2 K$ F" _6 C4 f) F- A
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
! H$ k, }) d( j1 m0 K* A 知之为知之，不知为不知… 1.jeeplive.com! N5 u& ^, Q% y
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9．WATCH SISTER 1.jeeplive.com) l; p! C. t7 x8 l
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4 G) p9 ]1 ~! z3 v: `6 j1.jeeplive.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 1.jeeplive.com( j2 ~# J/ r9 c% R7 t4 `' a( @
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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& w: S, _0 Y4 {( L11．American Chinese not enough
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
0 y' }0 ~$ c! {" d6 R( d$ ` 车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
- i- R" J+ ^; p 心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
" p% ^9 h5 W/ f- y 走过路过，不要错过
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6 O- T) J4 x p4 d/ {15．小明：I am sorry!
* u: y: q3 ]4 _5 P# E7 c 老外：I am sorry too!
. [8 W- ^6 V" ~' A: j0 C 小明：I am sorry three!
' _* H/ n1 D& p& l厦门越野联盟 老外：What are you sorry for? 厦门越野联盟5 c! Z2 R% e0 c2 ~3 D8 S6 \
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# S& R7 [0 P! F3 Z# n1 `7 q16．If you want money,I have no;
9 @4 F& R7 p9 C& F厦门越野联盟 if you want life,I have one!
2 B) E# ]' Z- E/ s$ `& z4 |: I1.jeeplive.com 要钱没有，要命一条 1 W2 }/ I Z0 i5 `7 n
+ o2 T& t* e+ U3 Q9 f+ H7 ^/ C1.jeeplive.com17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 1.jeeplive.com: d# {2 {5 G4 ?( J' [6 K
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你有两下子。
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, W1 w) V. x; i19．as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟7 L8 n3 }: q3 g7 r. J+ U0 E) H
有多远，死多远！！！！ * N# o* p! ]2 Y9 k# T4 y, R* M. M
1 v: ~' z4 \! N9 j3 ^20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
3 g( z1 B, I3 G- X 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
