世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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1 }; }- U0 Z- N7 ]5 ^2．how are you ? how old are you?
6 f+ w. e0 ]3 v' c U厦门越野联盟 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ . I4 H% l0 x5 {& n$ z( c+ P% H
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
5 Q) Y& [% a! n$ c7 W/ N+ t/ w 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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; |: b7 R; K5 j; x6 Y i, H4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
& W5 E- ?' ~! R- Y5 p# s/ W7 l1.jeeplive.com 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
/ q8 I' X0 d0 Q. {1.jeeplive.com 有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
; L* W# p% T2 {/ |5 v) m( c5 H) O) n) w 彼此彼此
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[* l6 H) {, F4 N3 |7．You Give Me Stop!! 5 b# Y. j% j5 E" \
你给我站住！
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' s9 Z4 h! r/ D8 W- \1 V 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER 厦门越野联盟- Y& V: I7 K1 l( y% C
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
! T; \ @% @; z 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 厦门越野联盟! F0 W5 S* T6 d T- Z
/ [% B% P$ |7 s# X) N+ T& y; q厦门越野联盟11．American Chinese not enough
3 i5 {; f$ d0 v+ q1.jeeplive.com 美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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. _; {3 C) I; c* ]/ M; Z13．heart flower angry open
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- U2 G- U8 |& A14．go past no mistake past
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15．小明：I am sorry! & b/ M$ M# u, t
老外：I am sorry too!
, N8 l: K! L5 b9 W1.jeeplive.com 小明：I am sorry three! 8 }$ C$ J8 |+ E+ e6 z7 [! A
老外：What are you sorry for? : f! T! z& T" b8 G( @+ [
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要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
+ n7 L( S: A! O6 w! X 我叫李老大，今年25。
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/ W3 I8 l5 g9 J2 Z厦门越野联盟18．you have two down son。 , H6 V' I+ Q3 S' S5 ]
你有两下子。 & F# u' K# z5 T. b9 Q7 l8 L( _4 P! V
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19．as far as you go to die
# h1 K9 [3 `, _厦门越野联盟 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
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