世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
" @' N# ~' A) i1.jeeplive.com 咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
" J" g9 i& B: q8 ?7 M* O( I 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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$ K0 X& s3 k+ j& ~( l8 w4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 2 G2 c" q0 @ x5 n9 ]8 P8 n* q
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ : R$ p$ l F4 w4 c
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
7 V5 e1 U1 T2 i- z2 v/ S 有事起奏，无事退朝 # ]' ~& N- E, d: ^$ C- ^
0 V! _6 a5 J* e+ U7 B% d$ J厦门越野联盟6．you me you me 7 x# ]7 s2 c% f& j9 _/ F# q$ w
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
* l* J* P5 t, f$ o0 y1.jeeplive.com 你给我站住！ 1.jeeplive.com! x7 V1 J( b6 G
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8．know is know noknow is noknow ) d1 `5 \- Q9 L7 V( @
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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8 I8 r9 v/ B& x: I1.jeeplive.com9．WATCH SISTER
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0 \' F! L/ G ^& t8 ^" t9 P* Q8 ^厦门越野联盟10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
& l& v6 y9 M w4 t* }: ^+ E- o# m 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 1.jeeplive.com! P* l; Q, K. k, N" b k
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11．American Chinese not enough 厦门越野联盟6 ]! x/ E8 p) D
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die . }/ Q l" C2 ~4 N" L
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
) `: M% Z5 o- X7 X1 T3 ~$ T3 f! e 心花怒放 厦门越野联盟5 g; f$ p6 l6 A8 W& `) d% L
4 O# L5 ?6 c9 G, h# X8 J14．go past no mistake past
. T1 A2 ]* x" g; d& O 走过路过，不要错过 1.jeeplive.com: N, Q. J, i+ ]& R
$ t. Q# [, \: {. v8 k8 G15．小明：I am sorry!
+ w# C; o0 Z! X& \8 _1.jeeplive.com 老外：I am sorry too!
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老外：What are you sorry for? % ]' O) {) R; d& e; A/ s3 K+ M
小明：I am sorry five! 厦门越野联盟! p7 F$ P q+ X9 Y
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16．If you want money,I have no;
6 u5 ~! _: |" V5 ~+ y if you want life,I have one! ( S! A1 Q- O& a, H, ?2 t
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 2 i! l0 ^+ G# y+ E
我叫李老大，今年25。 - ]0 E/ Q) |% |1 `
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18．you have two down son。
. j7 r; [% p2 |9 q- H3 H/ B 你有两下子。
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- m5 K+ R; q \$ a' @# R- Z19．as far as you go to die
: Q, |5 a- o$ G 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 1.jeeplive.com% ]7 {# Y$ D k- g
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
