世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 1.jeeplive.com; f: V. H/ |7 U# L& C3 e
咱俩谁跟谁阿 ; q/ X/ w1 L8 i6 j
/ V" C: m7 Z1 f! e2．how are you ? how old are you? & F; w- c& b H2 F" K, G
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ , r7 _" u: @) q4 a7 m1 [
. u5 U( w$ }: X4 C8 @( G3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
+ ^/ t7 J" @9 I% u( | 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 . D- ~7 s0 I0 z6 \' D
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 4 y9 S2 n; a* h& c, m' W
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 1.jeeplive.com! B) \: L3 }5 \) H! ?" O6 n! o
( Y0 J0 R. |. K. Q# Y$ ]5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟8 x4 J) u0 @/ j2 j! B6 r
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
; b8 t2 U/ _2 q5 l6 l5 i1.jeeplive.com 彼此彼此
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7 Y/ _, ^( D0 w# \# z; F9 p7．You Give Me Stop!!
5 z" X7 X% f9 }, v- |/ S! t& H# s" y3 N$ ? 你给我站住！ , M5 [8 F3 ?4 k1 i
; _& \7 `3 {7 _$ d厦门越野联盟8．know is know noknow is noknow
( U7 |; ?9 z# m0 `5 A 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
- q! K2 C" ~6 m$ }. ^" j 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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, ^# ]6 t% \- E% U11．American Chinese not enough 1 u; ^2 ^0 c3 Y$ ~9 c7 v
美中不足
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. R: M4 ^4 t0 a2 T' J) Y. q! \12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die F) a9 ?! W% e( @7 j) u. f/ @5 T
车祸现场描述 " \( x, L) i; s8 Z( x. n
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13．heart flower angry open
$ q1 D& S" x3 O' @& N3 k8 s1 q/ n1.jeeplive.com 心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past ! R$ N, z- l: E8 q- C3 S; |8 E+ y
走过路过，不要错过 厦门越野联盟% o$ A" x/ J. e2 K
$ d; v: s) s' F0 F15．小明：I am sorry!
% y' ^( i, j/ j* V( x1.jeeplive.com 老外：I am sorry too! ^: |7 U5 q# c9 c1 W" u6 S' K+ Y
小明：I am sorry three!
) t$ G& g; T1 V/ ?; Z! x 老外：What are you sorry for? " o) T/ ?: f9 t6 r* x
小明：I am sorry five! 1.jeeplive.com% q8 z% e/ H) n# _9 {) r
5 f! H/ h6 u, Y6 W+ `8 F- X7 B' M16．If you want money,I have no; 3 w/ U7 c9 r% x& x' k3 P# K
if you want life,I have one!
8 }: {9 D$ {3 U. g) o 要钱没有，要命一条 厦门越野联盟1 Y- h% `0 _# r0 H
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 厦门越野联盟7 A: H |' x: ^, j* P" ?6 T( K+ o
我叫李老大，今年25。 ' F# Q( X3 C; f0 t1 D
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18．you have two down son。
% Q1 t/ D* R- R: [ 你有两下子。
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" c+ Q9 A r0 ~2 C. i19．as far as you go to die 1.jeeplive.com$ [; S1 u o& {. F! b
有多远，死多远！！！！ 1.jeeplive.com" p f3 o+ Q W% o
! C! v. l Z( l1 [; |厦门越野联盟20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
3 z( z' ~$ c( i" H5 D5 J 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
