世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
: S8 V: N' Y2 E+ L5 G8 E4 [ 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
4 S T$ z9 n& N9 X: g4 @* k1 X1.jeeplive.com 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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3 K* V/ n8 l' x4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
( D" g$ @( ?) @* j# ?+ P+ {4 w 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ( ?4 }- J, l5 V; {$ N, U
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟! P& D& M1 n2 U$ \, R
有事起奏，无事退朝 ; }' j& o( x( w$ m/ E; e4 _- E
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6．you me you me
' W5 `" X( i) ` 彼此彼此
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% k: Z4 G/ z9 u7 _7．You Give Me Stop!!
* b: ~ W3 K: C( m, r( J& i1 n+ Y7 h 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
p2 E3 Q! Z: P% m 知之为知之，不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟7 E. U: K1 M4 \
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9．WATCH SISTER
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5 Z! \$ ?# j1 k- U a厦门越野联盟10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
0 }, w! L: L1 N, D1 S" ^! m: \厦门越野联盟 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
3 f) }! m x q @4 {1.jeeplive.com 美中不足 厦门越野联盟. H# A4 K8 Y6 P& P2 h2 a
- A! G! k, r0 P12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 厦门越野联盟$ C+ Y: f0 q% D2 Y$ t
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: p: P( x8 m* k3 x13．heart flower angry open " Y1 L1 m1 P0 M
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14．go past no mistake past
9 W o. F% g' m$ |% g# ~ 走过路过，不要错过
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[; Y; K9 K2 ^15．小明：I am sorry!
9 R8 @! O$ m8 k0 } 老外：I am sorry too! 8 p% j! ^1 @, c' M" Y& ^0 w
小明：I am sorry three! 厦门越野联盟+ y9 Y. ]7 |3 ?1 D' ]" z+ b
老外：What are you sorry for? G5 U" S5 k2 [; H% x
小明：I am sorry five! * \" O% Y6 L: R+ i
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16．If you want money,I have no; 7 L/ ^' J" ^- P
if you want life,I have one!
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
0 }' S% f$ Z7 b1 H0 R 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 1.jeeplive.com5 z& y" |, o/ Q2 h( T
你有两下子。
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j( P. M1 \. B# R4 s19．as far as you go to die 1 |1 n; \7 m7 R, v
有多远，死多远！！！！
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5 K9 H( l: n: l* [0 u20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
" L" w# S+ E' k5 j 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
