世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ ) Z/ e% g/ `! Z) J" w
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 2 b, Z+ {& @* B }
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 7 W2 s' v: Z- R1 j4 l
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 厦门越野联盟( K* r; ~4 ]$ p$ l; k+ i
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
5 k6 ~( J7 J! g1 k6 A/ V/ S- @ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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N3 V& @* o$ u2 `* y0 I1.jeeplive.com5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
/ Q5 I% r' _$ a% C6 W厦门越野联盟 有事起奏，无事退朝 厦门越野联盟 c7 c; d, k# Z* z7 u' S) |1 h
" |6 @9 R# {, q$ w% X6．you me you me
2 N0 T/ v, c9 v2 q 彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! 1 h) w( Z$ q4 Z6 m
你给我站住！
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# R; y4 C0 P9 p$ j% _厦门越野联盟8．know is know noknow is noknow
. S# K) j: H8 A9 v' w2 a, G" x 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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+ j3 q, A9 W& b4 a' R4 I0 k9．WATCH SISTER 4 }$ p5 {+ V; f& S: P: g
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! ! x) m+ l: t* c1 y/ B* l
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
. W! @6 a7 T) x4 H6 x 美中不足 % L! e' N# I0 y2 w. Q; i. v3 {0 t# e: k
9 K; z8 I( x0 \6 n0 i" e12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
" C0 u; l* \4 ]: E, I6 L/ ] 车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open : S% \1 u! W' }3 [
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
2 H8 C2 y: X4 A厦门越野联盟 走过路过，不要错过 3 q4 B; X: |- V5 e4 b
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15．小明：I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟4 _$ i; E- W9 y7 q; E% d
老外：I am sorry too! 2 P9 w" d4 L8 L! D, C. ]: `1 ]* s2 L
小明：I am sorry three!
D; t3 n9 u: ~; p/ e) |& Q 老外：What are you sorry for?
5 V) D3 Q* R* D2 ? 小明：I am sorry five! 9 w* ]% Y! F9 N$ c8 H/ h
" c6 ` m( C% \! S4 O& e16．If you want money,I have no; , {- ]% D- Z6 l4 ~% S
if you want life,I have one! 1.jeeplive.com( H$ Q6 Q, e1 f4 A% r
要钱没有，要命一条 厦门越野联盟$ K* |7 y j# ]! k! A8 `
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 厦门越野联盟% A) O; K# Z. ^2 j
我叫李老大，今年25。 1.jeeplive.com( u8 M. v& {: D, u
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18．you have two down son。
5 E4 S4 Z8 x; m+ A% u- d 你有两下子。 9 ~7 s5 g, R4 n5 U) e x
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19．as far as you go to die 1.jeeplive.com* d! m- s) S" G( m/ z: F9 W
有多远，死多远！！！！
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' y1 l$ n. D3 y1.jeeplive.com20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
% v* P, \3 h; ^( w 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
