世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 1.jeeplive.com" Z, N3 A; H! w+ ?' L( C
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 9 p( h; ?& S, V$ H) ?* `$ _: i* y
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 4 h7 n* u2 d- b6 i& l. E8 L9 g
& J; k6 `+ t4 A3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
% |4 P+ X# W0 K* L. o8 D 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 3 \7 E0 v. e: g. J2 m
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ ' J/ Y# i7 {) ^: P- R( D3 p
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ) K S6 I- r* s" U- ?
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! % j4 a3 B6 R, N$ f, b6 Q/ p& \
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me ) r$ F( Y* O! q) f
彼此彼此 $ s4 c, o2 g" g) Z
% I0 ?3 ?" O$ L( D+ }1.jeeplive.com7．You Give Me Stop!!
, s) ?! ~8 [# T0 p* P1.jeeplive.com 你给我站住！
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2 L+ R% U+ u' w% ]' ?/ J, }1.jeeplive.com8．know is know noknow is noknow
0 k8 s# r" d5 z5 @2 W: e 知之为知之，不知为不知… % j* E3 S7 x" E7 \9 I1 q& m- F
& b6 H2 ^% P0 U2 O* z, @9．WATCH SISTER
: Z0 P0 z* |) ^' Z( |: l) ~8 k' i' P 表妹
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, l! a' P8 u f3 M( V1 Z10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
5 E. d% Z' d% J( E% Z8 g 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ ' r; }9 ?; I6 e
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11．American Chinese not enough
& m+ ?& {" _# ? m1.jeeplive.com 美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
' B/ R M/ K! \" U. I) [' i8 a1.jeeplive.com 车祸现场描述
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; q0 [$ k# B; ?' P* W [厦门越野联盟13．heart flower angry open 1.jeeplive.com& {% F$ e4 K! n( X+ r4 H
心花怒放 8 Z4 z/ S: P3 |) y3 ^- Q" B
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14．go past no mistake past 1.jeeplive.com8 z b8 n5 k3 c
走过路过，不要错过
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+ v# ?& \5 _% ~3 z) x15．小明：I am sorry! 1.jeeplive.com( m7 z" k6 I: S1 g4 Z' d; y* o
老外：I am sorry too! % H$ @' T8 o- v2 R5 S
小明：I am sorry three!
( ]& Z% i! C3 r 老外：What are you sorry for? ( { j8 ^; o8 `$ V m! p' v
小明：I am sorry five! " t: q6 `% z! t+ H( q
9 x- S) i, B4 Y, \3 v% `厦门越野联盟16．If you want money,I have no;
% ]7 A1 t3 |! {/ L if you want life,I have one!
$ ]! I @. }6 Q0 j! L8 I 要钱没有，要命一条 ( ]7 ~$ E8 y! F
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. % H9 i9 c; `1 p$ V/ ?
我叫李老大，今年25。 # m% u; u. P+ N+ [
: o O# c! T* Z6 s3 i4 ~0 C厦门越野联盟18．you have two down son。
0 c0 d5 |7 R: i9 G( G 你有两下子。 4 }3 B2 D/ b( x) P0 V$ U+ h9 V& h
- I0 I+ y6 H- j- m8 I2 z19．as far as you go to die 1.jeeplive.com' l. s6 y0 P9 ?! k6 A) E" q3 ]
有多远，死多远！！！！
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7 V! H9 a7 z0 f& r8 @$ F20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ) U4 s) ]* @4 e* A" B1 t& X5 z
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
