世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ + U9 S1 h" R4 K
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
& c2 t1 S* P+ c9 W 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ ! s& O7 W/ V5 e+ v3 j# `
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you - _/ t- b; ~5 }4 \$ D/ O
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 0 Y2 R- J: Q$ S4 q+ K
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你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6．you me you me - v. r" `) \. f: k" @1 C+ T
彼此彼此
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( f2 e9 c1 `$ J7．You Give Me Stop!!
. _5 y9 a; ^1 d6 k1 u# }6 o* m 你给我站住！
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# L; J& T5 l* z- u( U- y8．know is know noknow is noknow
$ V J3 F% p, M: q. J7 | 知之为知之，不知为不知… , \( R, E- c" E8 p
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& ?5 {- A0 k: b& W10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
- J0 h0 P$ Z& C! i 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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6 g1 R8 l/ J# \; \" h$ \1.jeeplive.com11．American Chinese not enough
. O2 s6 G, J) @4 ~2 U, N2 z7 ?# ]1.jeeplive.com 美中不足 6 y6 r! q. v" ~. k) h
* T7 f9 @. S& U8 ^% D, v12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open 1.jeeplive.com7 M! P8 x' z1 Y) p5 B/ M! s! u
心花怒放
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走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟2 ~/ Z! r2 D" N% A* p( ?" X3 y
老外：I am sorry too! 1 t! S8 P& W. d# X- X: l
小明：I am sorry three!
0 z$ g' S; F6 y' e3 N; o/ d9 Y! l' d 老外：What are you sorry for?
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& B3 _7 E$ M4 G# d; i6 s D1 Y16．If you want money,I have no;
9 B' o! X- h6 y7 O if you want life,I have one! 1.jeeplive.com7 |4 h+ `) L9 A# H1 V; K
要钱没有，要命一条 厦门越野联盟; p6 z" Q, M. |; }
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
5 i- e2 _7 L4 @/ B7 D' F6 C 我叫李老大，今年25。 : [) Z! f% X0 I( h, z. e& x0 e6 M
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0 F6 X5 f0 Q8 ^0 |* h4 X 你有两下子。 厦门越野联盟- w: j, V& y8 ?8 A+ @; J
9 {7 G, h* V1 I3 ]" F, y4 B0 }1.jeeplive.com19．as far as you go to die
, Z. I# t* `" A. }8 z% X1 Z1 s7 F6 r 有多远，死多远！！！！
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0 j/ X4 }! C2 }1 _$ w20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face , h" w+ G6 a2 t+ {. S. B
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
