世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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1 r' a. x6 N+ `& b4 T厦门越野联盟2．how are you ? how old are you? ) D9 o+ U3 p2 y
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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9 U( t+ B+ m8 p8 ?* U6 r v' ^+ T, }1 Z% R3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
# o5 s, B5 ]7 l G( C/ ? 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 7 h# O& ]4 K7 l( v3 H
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ $ k U" ~, A' m: r) r
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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+ y* E; v( @ }4 m厦门越野联盟5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! ! w- P$ y* T- e! i, i
有事起奏，无事退朝
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+ V2 ~$ `* P% W# @& ?6 T6．you me you me * y& K* [8 G W
彼此彼此 8 Z% x `8 J0 b2 ?6 T
/ c J5 h4 I& `0 g. ~% J7 P7．You Give Me Stop!! 2 S1 |+ s7 ~; J6 G
你给我站住！
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6 q& Q; I, b5 }8．know is know noknow is noknow
3 V- w/ W! u3 U$ E 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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% j2 h0 E: {) Y7 J( j1.jeeplive.com9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
% U" p. |+ |8 o. R 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ i* e; p. T q/ o2 ]* g8 O4 G. |
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11．American Chinese not enough 3 p+ M! r- R( v
美中不足 $ f* D( L( ~& z0 c7 a7 q! d5 @
; E) |6 m5 E% H0 e- v8 i$ p12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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5 D# j# r7 N0 d7 V5 z1 }- @( G1.jeeplive.com13．heart flower angry open
3 `1 x. v9 i% |/ [ 心花怒放 - {- {; N. W; P2 U7 L1 @' H
, L) H: y0 E" ^) b6 M+ |1.jeeplive.com14．go past no mistake past
; p2 G" Q9 ]- W8 n1 i 走过路过，不要错过
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* V" ]8 ~" K- w15．小明：I am sorry!
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小明：I am sorry three! , J% V- j* j, g
老外：What are you sorry for?
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! l- W% k5 r; r2 w' Z$ V16．If you want money,I have no;
7 v" k `8 h$ e8 r if you want life,I have one! # ^# x) S' h$ w. p" I" p
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
1 N4 r7 U1 c+ ~ V) M r 我叫李老大，今年25。 8 \5 m7 e) k/ Q B3 d
B: l) e! g6 D- B5 D厦门越野联盟18．you have two down son。
* d/ r, D- _$ [ 你有两下子。
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8 f& ~4 S2 D3 \1 |4 @厦门越野联盟19．as far as you go to die 1.jeeplive.com9 h; f: E& ? p9 j+ q
有多远，死多远！！！！
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1 @* V! _/ m$ F3 {1.jeeplive.com20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
- `- d# _$ @: n0 e& l 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
