世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
3 q: r5 U4 y9 i9 J. c4 t; B& R1.jeeplive.com 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ : x) ?' ]+ t2 p4 n$ a) `4 p
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
4 \( [5 p+ {8 I( U. {& s 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 1.jeeplive.com$ W) R0 F L* ?4 c9 y* `' t. g
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
' i8 u* C+ L; j8 v( K2 t. ` 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 厦门越野联盟) P) A) B! B9 T# e
2 ]& X. G7 F/ @' _) B) P5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 2 d$ M9 A# J+ N3 ~& D
有事起奏，无事退朝 1.jeeplive.com; s" d& Q2 y5 l! l* W& X
$ X4 Z( U1 u* j+ O* J v1.jeeplive.com6．you me you me 8 K1 ~ p5 }0 T+ E! X; L
彼此彼此
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$ S$ `# G0 E% w7．You Give Me Stop!!
9 X! X8 M. A t$ [% J. s% M* h% d 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
3 D- [' f! m A* b& P 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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2 ~( W5 a8 f# R6 y& b, B9．WATCH SISTER
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}4 I0 N; i4 l, L7 Z10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
* t7 F; r# B: S, O; o0 Z/ h1 \ 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 1.jeeplive.com. u! Q" J3 Y G( F
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11．American Chinese not enough 1.jeeplive.com4 _, T1 D5 ~. t
美中不足 + l. s- P6 y$ { q0 B
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ! b4 p0 Y1 Y6 |2 u; j% d0 t; A
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13．heart flower angry open 2 n5 p( S4 g) z1 t2 G* e$ c7 z8 R) q
心花怒放 - u' L1 _- \/ r V6 P
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14．go past no mistake past C3 w2 X0 Z1 K$ c- {
走过路过，不要错过 厦门越野联盟' F/ V3 ?' V u$ G F
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15．小明：I am sorry!
: Z5 @& z( ]% O! k( B厦门越野联盟 老外：I am sorry too!
4 s- O/ Q) g9 \- w/ w 小明：I am sorry three! 1.jeeplive.com* u, c* K, P4 \4 V. N4 J3 F7 ~
老外：What are you sorry for?
2 m. z2 i4 I2 p 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
6 ^ L& a2 \+ J+ ^" D; y) H0 C7 A厦门越野联盟 if you want life,I have one!
% _7 [5 W8 \3 `( Z3 K9 s3 _厦门越野联盟 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. G5 C$ t! V& f$ K5 M: G5 f3 J
我叫李老大，今年25。
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你有两下子。
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; c6 L# \7 c$ ~9 E& C19．as far as you go to die
. |/ H* b( h" D; {0 k1.jeeplive.com 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
% Q% f i" k* c: G/ j3 w h, C 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
