世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you? & W b$ X1 f* _" f8 I; V1 i
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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/ A8 y4 B$ d; T2 g$ r V3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
' z7 h+ b v0 {" q, S 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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) v* U( ^+ d9 S" m- R( H4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
4 a( I- k3 C; ^' P& l厦门越野联盟 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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# X+ U( \2 f9 [2 n. {9 L厦门越野联盟5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟; F2 P/ c4 z% |* e# p& R. v; }
有事起奏，无事退朝 5 F. m0 G3 X/ P
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6．you me you me $ p( p. W4 A6 B; @) L
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
4 M. k0 _6 e; U0 z1.jeeplive.com 你给我站住！ 厦门越野联盟) b& f, T( J ]5 w# R0 b
8 L. \( }9 t+ p" T1 d7 W8．know is know noknow is noknow ' c( A4 v9 U u4 O, k
知之为知之，不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟: z! X5 c9 m D0 U$ T% j
9 {, ?# K3 @& Y2 r9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
/ q9 V! C# u) Q2 s 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ U; V2 Y5 a% I; }0 J0 I
0 g- R+ I1 R9 v9 B厦门越野联盟11．American Chinese not enough
/ k' a, p. O1 ?! W# M& d7 I$ q/ g厦门越野联盟 美中不足
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* k0 f. ^& k* ]7 y, z12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 厦门越野联盟& i. w' B/ c+ r; h. {
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
) B. a' I, x9 W5 L 心花怒放
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3 L+ z9 z5 U+ J$ f14．go past no mistake past + d5 ]" t5 N4 P" a2 F
走过路过，不要错过 0 \0 p6 M% c+ U9 H- {2 N. o3 D# \* ?
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15．小明：I am sorry! 1.jeeplive.com" b x6 p1 {: ~* i- Z
老外：I am sorry too! 7 K- y0 t: E3 v% ?' G/ J
小明：I am sorry three!
4 {, c2 o/ ^6 H/ z7 T1.jeeplive.com 老外：What are you sorry for?
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0 H. z8 m. S0 X4 X# d* A16．If you want money,I have no; ; R H3 Y/ G4 u3 y. ]! p, b
if you want life,I have one! v* @: n( ? G# w
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 厦门越野联盟: a7 w) G) F! I1 l1 D1 q
我叫李老大，今年25。
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+ n( s9 G5 N7 a0 r" P6 H1.jeeplive.com18．you have two down son。 7 E+ s U+ n8 s$ d# i; i- z" e% J
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
2 ^2 J. H" {2 n9 F- n$ T7 q. c 有多远，死多远！！！！
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8 S& E; w* g+ k( p+ n20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ! M. a: @$ f; X
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
