世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
) [3 Z9 w' A2 j; w M 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 厦门越野联盟 _4 H8 J E* [) H1 `4 Z5 Q
4 l2 \ i% N% T! h y8 ?# S1 D# w; y: m1.jeeplive.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 5 z, N/ [+ i& q$ W
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 厦门越野联盟& j! C% \9 q! I) T% O
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 厦门越野联盟5 { }9 I2 N, B9 \
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! . e8 i* ] ~5 e0 ~" z8 u
有事起奏，无事退朝 : } Z, |- V; j |* n
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9 g9 {6 Y+ N9 ~0 v' Y/ u% _" _ 彼此彼此 1.jeeplive.com5 L. M% y* s! p1 U j2 W7 f, A2 F: Y- r
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
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- ?! s) c+ m0 Y% e1 G厦门越野联盟8．know is know noknow is noknow % K0 S0 V7 L# Q
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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/ W2 ^9 z" L* s2 z9．WATCH SISTER 1.jeeplive.com: R V, U+ k7 ~$ K$ o
表妹 6 ]' |' T6 A5 F7 y
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 4 F, Y$ @" g* J
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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6 V0 t# P4 d% Z, O: y6 ]11．American Chinese not enough 1.jeeplive.com7 b" ^" ]$ ^0 G% J0 J4 ^( ]: s
美中不足
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/ ?0 p# j3 x8 I* c. S12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 1.jeeplive.com, I3 I4 z* }/ P# F- g H
车祸现场描述
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- A! Z A, D# f# q13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟: q, A- A* o9 g: J: [- }9 H( G# U
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past N/ G1 x* z0 P- O" K; N
走过路过，不要错过
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4 L, R! |* B, H; Z15．小明：I am sorry!
: f, |' k7 E: e+ s 老外：I am sorry too! 7 D8 s0 k( m+ O" V2 u. }
小明：I am sorry three! * P {+ J& v, u8 [6 F7 g1 Q o- J/ X
老外：What are you sorry for?
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- T4 J0 e$ F' Z5 J1.jeeplive.com16．If you want money,I have no; 6 t) |3 ?: T9 ~4 g5 V2 M
if you want life,I have one!
" {4 s3 w% Q' X% }% M5 X 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 1.jeeplive.com3 \$ X- D6 R; v
我叫李老大，今年25。
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+ X9 W" t! p4 U/ Y) g18．you have two down son。 $ g4 L0 H: x6 x& H$ }& Y
你有两下子。 3 F+ R5 W c8 g! p& e
4 @+ f( \4 x+ K8 B6 o19．as far as you go to die
3 F5 _& D$ Q4 V! O: x厦门越野联盟 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 5 x( F4 L( D0 z* L$ N+ e
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
