世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ ; P" B. B( {; @) g7 a5 q. E* p+ Q7 o
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟6 S$ N& P- \8 u7 C5 W+ K2 j+ w! n* @/ H
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ / ^$ _7 p2 _, X# S5 f: {8 E9 Z8 G3 x2 c
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
0 y7 e& F5 u) |6 ~' t厦门越野联盟 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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) ~, F& N, P, l% u厦门越野联盟4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
5 {2 q; e' ?" {+ e/ r& t厦门越野联盟 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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- u9 i; ?9 z+ K5 D5 j0 P1.jeeplive.com5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
; f; y8 F ]! }- G n% i 有事起奏，无事退朝 Z8 v u2 @1 O P' c# I# f
( B+ _* W8 l; w1 |! |2 d- D( q2 b6．you me you me 1.jeeplive.com1 W# k, t5 h3 ?2 ^. o
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
4 l, ~8 E5 e. A, r7 F% \5 [$ r9 l% w 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow 厦门越野联盟, A1 R n" t; |9 Z. ?
知之为知之，不知为不知… & ~% o2 r9 q* T4 B+ }- `* s
R( K2 Y9 u' B& n$ t( j$ E9．WATCH SISTER 厦门越野联盟( D- d& i! Q- _! S* c2 s
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
7 G! p! V: i, X O5 w 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ " n4 _1 Z. ~" z' t6 U$ V: P# l
# S& h6 i! ?+ f% U$ F, T0 a$ a厦门越野联盟11．American Chinese not enough
$ s/ v" O, E+ I" f" [* {厦门越野联盟 美中不足
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, c$ j, q& q# y5 N4 X1.jeeplive.com12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die + A/ P: V1 d+ w/ H
车祸现场描述 1.jeeplive.com; y9 x5 w2 l. g
2 v+ ]5 t4 x5 z' P P1.jeeplive.com13．heart flower angry open
' M. i$ d6 B) S0 \ 心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past 1.jeeplive.com* @% u/ b* {# o$ M5 B$ |
走过路过，不要错过 3 ?; a3 b3 \: D; g9 W/ `
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15．小明：I am sorry! 0 q: w' X' x0 w- O5 h1 c
老外：I am sorry too!
4 Z2 k8 {/ J& X" W! ]+ M6 \ 小明：I am sorry three!
7 F4 x: ^, ~! a: T 老外：What are you sorry for? 厦门越野联盟) ]2 D, D% k6 u- @
小明：I am sorry five!
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6 n; t* [# y' _5 q: |3 b& v1.jeeplive.com16．If you want money,I have no;
4 T# H$ s% ^. I- {6 Q1.jeeplive.com if you want life,I have one!
: ^4 n& K2 g' G0 P# I/ p3 x/ t 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 厦门越野联盟) L- e/ I* r1 y, q. ^ E8 y4 N+ b8 K
我叫李老大，今年25。 ' {- p; D9 z P# d
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18．you have two down son。 T/ o5 E5 o% t7 T) L8 a
你有两下子。 厦门越野联盟1 y f6 Q5 r% I" T
# G+ }! n- `2 z/ y% x% S19．as far as you go to die / `1 u) o( g, h" L6 {
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
: ~- i& B! O* j1 k 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
