世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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/ F) E% M/ r1 d8 W; R* e2．how are you ? how old are you?
8 v( g& l% O- P4 ]) r/ H1.jeeplive.com 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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' E/ g; q7 u/ }' J$ Z' C3 c/ D5 k* D3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ; J! E/ r; ` M7 w0 E8 a+ x: u
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 1.jeeplive.com8 E2 g& `0 R2 J0 x
$ F2 {2 @5 g) H; l6 S |4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
/ ^& x5 A0 i: D; l% {/ A' c' ~ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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6 {1 g) H4 u" a. P厦门越野联盟5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
7 ^7 [; h4 d" t S7 y 有事起奏，无事退朝 * N$ J0 s$ L1 k1 g6 x! a) @) f
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6．you me you me
; w* I5 t; c6 p }+ z, \1 u E) _ 彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
* @" x* B' z% g4 `) }厦门越野联盟 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
6 \2 D0 j& w: z, s' H2 a厦门越野联盟 知之为知之，不知为不知… 1.jeeplive.com: P- T$ M2 t, V! K$ F0 F
! P- I+ c: Q* q# j9．WATCH SISTER / R6 m+ M0 y- K3 @
表妹 % d. g/ i9 ^+ o; r
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! ( Q; G3 A7 |& k/ q
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough # J! q) |# q. \$ K2 U
美中不足 9 M$ V2 Q0 S6 k7 ? h6 l
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die p0 y1 ]6 h4 o- g
车祸现场描述 . X0 n, E3 E$ v
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13．heart flower angry open 8 r6 L6 O" s+ K" H) ]! Q
心花怒放 1.jeeplive.com; K3 p( c3 o* s/ {( ~
6 O9 } m" ^1 J8 }) w14．go past no mistake past
. M0 }+ r+ [% H% h! T1 h+ A 走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! / K* ~5 Z+ s; l; q7 R2 g
老外：I am sorry too!
9 Z8 u$ j4 i5 P9 h& Q 小明：I am sorry three! * z) X% H. U2 F0 I2 Y# Y+ N
老外：What are you sorry for? % d' P0 U' Q _3 A; @
小明：I am sorry five! 厦门越野联盟- {( K8 S& Y7 y) \* r6 b; ?* `; i
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16．If you want money,I have no;
! D* }$ R1 O% {1.jeeplive.com if you want life,I have one!
. V/ _6 _" Y7 s3 d$ O; l 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 厦门越野联盟$ I3 `' k& b' d) L, N8 W9 y
我叫李老大，今年25。 ( R' k z3 @ f( n* ?" Z% _
% P( m5 N$ N. C1 Q5 n18．you have two down son。
+ |9 E! j7 C# n3 E ]7 }7 ~1 _ 你有两下子。 1.jeeplive.com2 o' e z8 [) K; a4 _) D
" U7 d8 H; Z; E7 f$ K u) b19．as far as you go to die
7 U0 c' ^ O" s3 y0 J* ?厦门越野联盟 有多远，死多远！！！！ 厦门越野联盟3 s! |4 d" Z4 p$ y1 p: v6 @% }$ R
- b# ?' Z" |7 B; t+ P+ O20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ( n' @. F, Z4 ]$ a- z
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
