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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who? / w5 N+ g; S$ c- P1 ~6 v, l) P% E
   咱俩谁跟谁阿 厦门越野联盟- }0 ?7 N: D8 U* Q, L4 z
  
' K! V! `" {' G2 H" L# n8 b厦门越野联盟2.how are you ? how old are you? 6 b: C7 g/ C1 O& R# ~( j& C" q
   怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 1.jeeplive.com. V/ q8 W6 m$ K; ?5 O9 k' f
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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7 N7 W% k. r% B! ?. [. R6 V3 v' P- l4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
1 N* N- r, f9 _% ~1 D   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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3 C) y) ~6 W* j: j0 U+ D厦门越野联盟5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
. J6 j4 t6 l  w) E+ |  有事起奏,无事退朝
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6.you me you me
4 K7 y8 p5 A/ v3 s$ Q" `  V   彼此彼此
  v  g- F8 @1 e7 M$ Q1.jeeplive.com   1.jeeplive.com, i( w8 I4 u$ S$ ^# ~! j
7.You Give Me Stop!!
/ y& ^6 r- ?  [4 i2 S   你给我站住!
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( T/ x/ ^) p, c8.know is know noknow is noknow
/ ^0 C; R+ \9 f1 v2 W8 F   知之为知之,不知为不知… 9 t) k) @/ y; i! S7 Z

- {3 d( f8 e6 D1.jeeplive.com9.WATCH SISTER 4 }- c/ N) c# B2 a
  表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
+ V) s! c' f, q/ n/ M' Z1.jeeplive.com  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!   o3 l) d! a% t
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11.American Chinese not enough
' w( J8 [% r9 E! i  美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 1.jeeplive.com3 j# V& g( z8 L, j$ X% T! c& `
   车祸现场描述
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13.heart flower angry open 7 c) U. F+ |4 N0 ?% l5 C
  心花怒放
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! G$ V3 K5 [/ ?, e( s, k* ~, X- q厦门越野联盟14.go past no mistake past
' m/ q1 [3 Z: ]  K+ s& ]厦门越野联盟   走过路过,不要错过
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  i. w  x& Q( d9 o$ [) K) R15.小明:I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟% }% m9 p- c/ `' v, z2 g5 A
   老外:I am sorry too!
" Y9 s+ m: C! O  小明:I am sorry three!
# N# ]0 ^1 C+ s' t厦门越野联盟   老外:What are you sorry for?
. K( T6 x( A1 |  小明:I am sorry five!
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16.If you want money,I have no; * j& ]+ q  x2 g+ a/ e- p4 c
  if you want life,I have one! 1 j; H( Y5 L. p) z* y, y
   要钱没有,要命一条
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
' x  P) u4 `& O$ y4 j5 o  我叫李老大,今年25。
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18.you have two down son。
  x& A4 g# D- E' ]' ^# J9 X# L  你有两下子。 : |- ^# b! e  z  u+ p# k/ q

4 u  D, d0 h7 W* o: @19.as far as you go to die
4 D7 Y+ ]& t* ]2 [( u$ d; L! H5 Z  有多远,死多远!!!! 9 @' d2 t: }% C# Q5 w

; `( |. _( z2 X" q5 y- r! A" U7 q: }20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 1.jeeplive.com" X' B, n6 I1 g' H3 ?
   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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