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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who? 1.jeeplive.com. v8 s# H3 A* v, Y1 a6 m  o# d
   咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2.how are you ? how old are you? + H6 s' u$ O& R' ?5 k) t* b
   怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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7 q' N1 C; s1 {! Z3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 1 ~+ Q# c& Z; q4 O# I+ b
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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5 l: }( S7 F2 U5 {7 E6 X1.jeeplive.com4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
! u, s) {% X! n; o厦门越野联盟   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 4 {% Q& T: ^' w5 }

7 x) N8 _( j- D7 {- W5 b) V$ B5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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: k+ f# f) k9 e  H: X  u6.you me you me
3 G' i" v$ F* J   彼此彼此
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. P( H' q" o5 E; e# q7.You Give Me Stop!!
4 S, g5 I  [/ O1 y0 N3 ~1.jeeplive.com   你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow 3 z2 f6 a) e1 l9 p) V3 m& d
   知之为知之,不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟) J* g7 l6 S7 m% U1 F2 b+ v

9 \; F3 g+ @- i9 V4 v( q# o2 @; m, R  e1.jeeplive.com9.WATCH SISTER
' k, }/ x, k5 ]& K4 [: A# O厦门越野联盟  表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!   L$ |- `9 q- ~6 I8 G6 U( R8 m* X: x
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 厦门越野联盟5 d" ?9 {6 D. m% ]
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11.American Chinese not enough 3 s; J1 w: M. N. ~$ I
  美中不足
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! k" e% N; |: V! ?12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
( u, f% g5 w$ z" x  A  x   车祸现场描述
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13.heart flower angry open 1.jeeplive.com4 D, M3 Q; m" e: k0 P( L$ `
  心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past 0 _+ S( {/ Z9 k& o; h
   走过路过,不要错过 厦门越野联盟& M' W1 E* l' j; n
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15.小明:I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟" E: p0 \9 F+ }4 t0 @% x' B2 S# _
   老外:I am sorry too! 厦门越野联盟9 v, i6 Y/ |' ^
  小明:I am sorry three! 厦门越野联盟( i" P/ r# h- y0 g* ^' X( ]
   老外:What are you sorry for?
( Q" t# v0 p% z! }5 l1.jeeplive.com  小明:I am sorry five! 厦门越野联盟1 ^# w& O8 v7 ?5 J4 F8 l( O
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16.If you want money,I have no;
' `# i2 [9 a: T2 z* D& s+ m1.jeeplive.com  if you want life,I have one! 厦门越野联盟. c) Y7 B4 U  @8 l1 z7 c' n5 H
   要钱没有,要命一条 1.jeeplive.com* Z3 N, o% Z- F( }  K1 j
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. ; G1 n" c; r  q2 J1 r
  我叫李老大,今年25。
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18.you have two down son。 9 z$ z: G. c1 [& ?0 A% r7 N
  你有两下子。 6 D) v  |, q% r: C. c' {6 h0 q8 T
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19.as far as you go to die
! t/ v6 D+ U5 u3 f) t$ H  }- q厦门越野联盟  有多远,死多远!!!! 1.jeeplive.com0 _0 Z3 @) M9 ^$ V3 T

  \: ~+ |, s3 U- W6 H$ q, p! F20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 1.jeeplive.com( C# W7 W6 t- c; `0 y7 @' T7 X
   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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