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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who?
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2.how are you ? how old are you?
: l3 w! n0 t) W6 @   怎么是你,怎么老是你? : k% _9 _1 i) [7 v1 D& `" S" z' I
  
3 }) U2 M6 P; |  C厦门越野联盟3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 1.jeeplive.com7 ]3 i+ U7 u/ Q, q+ B+ k
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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# }4 ?8 r- M1 \( ^6 p5 ]' i0 v2 G4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! - P- g# b+ _1 ?# H+ y( j
   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
; T- v/ W0 {( L0 W( e  ?& W9 ^" g1.jeeplive.com  有事起奏,无事退朝
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6.you me you me   e5 c4 ]' g- G+ z- m- K+ ^
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow ) \; F& R$ a+ _$ |
   知之为知之,不知为不知… 6 l" G: W3 V, i  x6 J$ t& `
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9.WATCH SISTER 5 H- ~: Q8 e; s3 e# |) I
  表妹
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+ s+ C2 j( y8 n4 W, w10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
. N# k, F: ?8 }" l8 o4 @! x$ E1.jeeplive.com  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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11.American Chinese not enough
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 1.jeeplive.com8 B* q6 Y, {3 p* [2 f
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13.heart flower angry open & X& C* b8 t# m0 n1 c
  心花怒放 / s8 y3 J' e, g1 N

2 _5 L7 ^2 i" j2 M- _. W2 S$ c1.jeeplive.com14.go past no mistake past 1.jeeplive.com7 r$ U4 B. E" ?) [
   走过路过,不要错过 + n: L6 w6 E" v

: R: r& z; b/ M1 f9 r: i15.小明:I am sorry! 1.jeeplive.com- ~; K2 a9 C. J, V' K
   老外:I am sorry too! 1.jeeplive.com8 C6 |. O# w. V) P1 b/ C
  小明:I am sorry three!
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. W& J8 j, D* _; F, S  if you want life,I have one! 3 o! U2 ~+ |1 |& i  y2 I8 F
   要钱没有,要命一条 : {* f8 q* i3 v& q1 x: T4 u) w
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. + ^% F% D+ X9 B: d
  我叫李老大,今年25。
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/ P1 i  Z3 H. j4 }5 B18.you have two down son。
: ^$ R% I* z  ?8 I. y6 I  你有两下子。
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19.as far as you go to die
# a8 t- V+ _+ Y$ Y  有多远,死多远!!!!
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; E& W, w& q# O2 [' d7 \) w5 g厦门越野联盟20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
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