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世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑

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　　 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ ixWi$g+}gn4K G
　　
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7c4F8Z(\:Au[ 　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 2Qi9bn y\&O Ao,?-Z
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
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!R bL(A4mh*p 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! |[{w5QCy
　　有事起奏，无事退朝
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　　 彼此彼此
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DLFn,A;Q 7．You Give Me Stop!!
YQ'T}`(gZi+p 　　 你给我站住！
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　　 知之为知之，不知为不知… ;z:]V J}2^/@

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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! ^j:P d#FZd
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
TEI8DMC 　　美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die :I"Fx7sAm g
　　 车祸现场描述
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4}L6pH!S5XQ 13．heart flower angry open
8Ro&W0FMhq7O 　　心花怒放
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　　 老外：I am sorry too! ` v;@3Ik0orR
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　　 老外：What are you sorry for? "@ b"r(m4o8H)pd$I
　　小明：I am sorry five!
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0bR4mO,fS 　　if you want life,I have one! 5i0d4S,Pat~ f
　　 要钱没有，要命一条
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&y:S#Ybo_f#P 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 1~z\(I+aSw
　　我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
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　　有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
2RV6f[b` 　　 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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