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世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 1Th0UJ]9},DBH
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 'BR7V7G*{
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ !T LRU8d TJ [
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ @ V9vT ~?|%_ ph `
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6．you me you me
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彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! i%~pE]+V"Co/B E f
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
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龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ ;d5jM
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11．American Chinese not enough 6B [/G RVlz
美中不足 :T g1vIh^4s"x V
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die $}'J}
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车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open Pw'~m2W@
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past *C~M$Hk8c
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15．小明：I am sorry!
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老外：I am sorry too!
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小明：I am sorry three!
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小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
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if you want life,I have one!
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
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你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
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有多远，死多远！！！！ :u%dG!k(^l;j R#|1Yk
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face &z o2Bz1m9aM3v
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸