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世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑
1.we two who and who?
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咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2.how are you ? how old are you? 1Th0UJ]9},DBH
怎么是你,怎么老是你? 'BR7V7G*{
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! !TLRU8dTJ[
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! @V9vT~?|%_ph `
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6.you me you me
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彼此彼此
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7.You Give Me Stop!! i%~pE]+V"Co/B E f
你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow
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9.WATCH SISTER
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
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龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! ;d5jM
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11.American Chinese not enough 6B[/GRVlz
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die $}'J}
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13.heart flower angry open Pw'~m2W@
心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past *C~M$Hk8c
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15.小明:I am sorry!
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老外:I am sorry too!
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小明:I am sorry three!
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小明:I am sorry five!
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16.If you want money,I have no;
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if you want life,I have one!
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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我叫李老大,今年25。
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18.you have two down son。
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你有两下子。
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19.as far as you go to die
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有多远,死多远!!!! :u%dG!k(^l;jR#|1Yk
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face &zo2Bz1m9aM3v
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸