晴空万里 2005-4-29 12:03
[转帖]这位前台小姐竟能用英语逼死美国人
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刚才来了个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的： <br>
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前台小姐：“hello.” <br>
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前台小姐：“you have what thing？” <br>7W a EevDf ?0dG1Qk
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美国人：“can you speak english？” <br>
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前台小姐：“if i not speak english， i am speaking what？” <br>8b` o{H[
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美国人：“can anybody else speak english？” <br>:[w7L X ?z/z*^7e
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前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing， no people have time， you can wait， you wait， you not wait， you go！” <br>
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美国人：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？” <br>
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前台小姐：“shout what shout， quiet a little， you on earth have what thing?” <br>K C!|'x0\{
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美国人：“i want to speak to your head.” <br>
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前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！” <br>N3Qv3[:X4M
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吃饱的猪 2005-4-29 14:32
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有点发晕的感觉啊！