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[转帖]这位前台小姐竟能用英语逼死美国人

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)k4u2kv'{@ 刚才来了个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的： <br>
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P;e(@SN1w 前台小姐：“hello.” <br>hrX8Y#q,\q&d
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B"N9cK;YE;L 美国人：“hi.” <br>
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前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing， no people have time， you can wait， you wait， you not wait， you go！” <br>-T6oP#LL]5P
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/{7^&guYP'ge!dD 美国人：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？” <br>o#vx{aw#\%ty
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Y| 前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！” <br>
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