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小排骨 2005-1-5 12:40

[贴图]**老大是这样出来的(谁比我叼?)

01.我出生在一个暴力家庭,打从小每当我哭泣的时候都会遭到暴力制止 <br>
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8Su6VZQoqK 02.一旦我反抗就会遭到更加沉重的惩罚 <br>
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04.即使偶尔带我出门也完全不顾及我的死活 <br>
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07.这样的生活使我从小就产生了极强的暴力倾向 <br>
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08.他们很疼爱我的姐姐,她经常吃掉本属于我的食物.<br>+v6X G.v{&m#j:^F2|
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小排骨 2005-1-5 12:44

回复:[贴图]**老大是这样出来的(谁比我叼?)

11.罚我在一荒凉的土地上放牧受罪享受凄凉 <br>,i J3\8b(V+D%r2~m
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12.而我的姐姐却在家里臭美臭浪 <br>M)[+mMJXy:E7y
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13.生活迫使我开始思考我的人生和希望 <br>
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18.我刻苦学习了攻击技能 <br>
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19.征服并打哭了整条街的所有小弟 <br>
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20.若干年后,终于实现了我的理想,成为威震一方的**老大! <br>
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野们 2005-1-5 12:53

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[em4][em4][emb2]原来排骨是这样炼成的!^_^[em16]

野骥江 2005-1-5 19:08

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哈哈,顺理成章的成为了**老大

野风 2005-1-5 22:51

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哈哈哈,编得好真逗.[emb2]

恐龙 2005-1-5 23:07

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野桑 2005-1-6 00:31

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原来当老大是出于无奈[emb11]

野东东 2005-1-6 00:51

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十分精彩!<br>6H)M[A+d6L_M^]
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厦门虫虫 2005-1-6 09:10

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能把一些毫不相干的图连在一起,还编的这么顺溜,厉害!

野山鸡 2005-1-6 12:25

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佩服佩服。。。

野冷 2005-1-6 12:38

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那个出卖肉体当模特的最逗,真实,哈哈

天傲 2005-1-6 12:59

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哈哈哈!实在有意思!

野鸡 2005-1-6 20:30

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排骨啊。没想到啊,你的童年原来就是这样过的。怪不得啊。

小排骨 2005-1-6 21:18

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鸡哥要不要感受一下啊

黑猫 2005-1-6 23:09

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笑晕了,原来土匪司令员就是这样练成的。[emb7][emb2]

野章鱼 2005-1-7 16:18

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太精彩了![emb6][emb6][em4]

野企鹅 2005-1-7 22:16

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深表同情。[emb6][emb6][emb6]

野一刀 2005-1-11 11:04

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